Our Maxines 50th

WELL WE ALL MET IN PUB AT 12:30 HAD A PINT THEN WHEN WE WERE ALL TOGETHER WE GOT THE TRAIN ONLY TOOK ABOUT 20 MINS GOT INTO DURHAM OUR JULIE TOOK US THE WRONG WAY IN SO I LOST MY BEARINGS HAD TO WALK ABOUT A BLOODY MILE SO STOPPED FOR A DRINK LOL ANYWAY GOT TO THE ITALIAN QUESS WHAT I HAD LOL STEAK I NEVER HAD DESERT DIDNT LIKE ANY FEW GLASSES OF VINO THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DRINKIES WENT TO THE SLUG & LETTICE STARTED ON THE COCKTAILS HAD A FEW WOO WOOS VODCA ARCHERS CRANBERRY & SOMETHING ELSE CANT REMEMBER ONTO NEXT PUB ARCHERS & LEMONADE THEN A VK CHERRY WITH DOUBLE VODCA WAS LUSH NEXT WE WENT TO YATES PINT TO START KRONENBERG MY FAV THEN WINE & OTHER STUFF LOL MAXINE WAS RATARSED LOL SHE WAS UP DANCING SINGING IT WAS SO FUNNY THE GIRLS HAD US ON THOSE SHOTS YUK LOL ANYWAY MAX & JU WERE DANCING NEXT THING WE KNEW OUR JU WAS ON HER BACK ON THE FLOOR SOME1 HAD SPILT A DRINK & SHE SLIPPED ON IT I SAID YOUR ON YOUR CRACK EARLY TONIGHT LUV PMSL EVERY1 WAS LAUGHING SHE WAS OK JUST WET BLESS HER ANYWAY WE WERE ALL ENJOYING OURSELVES THEN WE REALISED WE HAD MISSED THE LAST TRAIN LOL SO WE HAD TO GET A MINIBUS IT WAS SO FUNNY THE POOR TAXI DRIVER WAS SOON HOME WASHED & IN BED WITH A CUPPA BUT HAD A GOOD TIME BEEN SUFFERING TODAY BUT NOT FROM THE DRINK LOL ITS MAXINES PARTY NEXT WEEK GOD HELP US

Well, glad you finaly got YOUR STEAK hun How in Gods name did you drink that much and stay upright - I'd have been on the floor too, but I would have stayed there I think
You certainly know how to party my lovey - glad you had a good time even though you are paying for it now ..... you should just about be fully recovered in time for next weeks bash xxxxxx

Bloody hell Maz I'd have been on me back after the first couple. LOL

Sounds like how I feel but without the drink ! Glad you let your hair down Maz, just get ready for next weekend now, can't wait to hear what you get up to then !

lol yea should be fun its funny i can drink for england when im out as long as ive got my 2 patches & painkillers im a new woman till i conk out pmsl all xxxx

And I bet you are well and truely "conked" at the moment chick xxxxxx

oh i am luv bloody shattered had to go to dentist today & had 2 root fillings met maxine for a cuppa sfter & thought i had a tennis ball in me gob couldnt feel the cup on my mouth pmsl xxxxxxx

Oh it's awful that Maz. Did you dribble?

not tellin xxx

Thats a yes then

- definatley rest time for you Mrs B - you have 3 days to recover before you are partying again xxxxx